Abertura
It seems today, that all you see, is violence and movies, and sex on TV
But where are those good old fashioned values
On which we used to rely?
Lucky there’s a family guy
Lucky there’s a man who
Positively can do
All the the things that make us
Laugh and cry
He’s a family guy!
A Bag of Weed
4ª Temporada - Episódio 12 - 420
Now everybody gather ’round and listen if you would
When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick
But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick
One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
It’s the only hope that you’ll ever need
Cuz’ Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
Here you go, you’re all getting it now
When Texas people want to feel good,
They go assault a queer.
When stupid people need a thrill,
They rent The Rocketeer.
When Michael Jackson needs a rush,
He humps a guy like me.
Right!
But all we need is a bag of weed,
To keep us worry free.
One, Two, Three, HO!
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed
Oh, you don’t need meth and you don’t need speed
Cuz’ Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
Have a go, Brian!
As Mr. H.L. Mencken said, “The common man’s a fool.”
And just like Helen Keller said, “Doof stoo gee nay foo tool.”
But try and use your heads and don’t buy into all the fear.
HEY!
‘Cuz all we need is a bag of weed
To make us wanna cheer!
And One, Two!
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed
You can try and fight but we’re all agreed
Because everything is better with A Bag of Weed
One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight,
And One, Two, Three, Four, And A Five, And A Six, And A Seven! HO!!
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed
You’re a happy guy but you can’t proceed
Because everything is better with A Bag…
Of…
Weed!
Oh everything is better with a bag of weed!
All I Really Want For Christmas
9ª Temporada - Episósidio 07 - Road to the north pole
Peter:
Jessica Biel and Megan Fox
Wearin’ nothin’ but their socks
Is all I really want for Christmas this year.
Brian:
Well, that’s just not practical.
Lois:
Spending a week in Mexico
With some black guys and some blow
Is all I really want for Christmas this year.
Peter:
Aw, that sounds terrific. How about you, kids?
Chris:
I would like a pair of skates,
Then I’d go out skating,
But I really don’t know how to skate.
Haha!
Meg:
I want a Lexus all in pink
And a dad who doesn’t drink.
Peter:
Oh, and that reminds me, twelve kegs of beer.
The Griffins:
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year.
Brian:
Santa’s got his work cut out for him.
Peter:
Oh, we ain’t even gotten started yet.
Lois:
I wanna tour the Spanish coast…
Peter:
Lunch with Michael Landon’s ghost…
Peter and Lois:
Is all I really want for Christmas this year.
Lois:
Wait, what?
Peter:
Forget it. Keep goin’.
Chris:
Jennifer Garner in my bed…
Meg:
Softer voices in my head…
Chris and Meg:
Is all I really want for Christmas this year.
Stewie:
Yellow cake uranium.
Never mind the reason.
Also Chutes and Ladders and a ball.
Brian:
Doesn’t this seem like too much stuff?
Peter:
Poo on you! It’s not enough!
Stewie:
Buddy boy, I got your Christmas right here.
The Griffins:
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year.
Brian:
I’m just saying it seems a bit excessive.
Lois:
Oh, get off your soapbox, Brian, it’s Christmas.
Peter:
And Christmas is about gettin’. Everyone in town knows that.
Quagmire:
Japanese girls with no restraint
Just to choke me till I faint
Is all I really want for Christmas this year.
Ooh, giggity!
Bonnie:
Platinum-plated silverware…
Joe:
Just one day when kids don’t stare…
Bonnie and Joe:
Is all I really want for Christmas this year.
Mort:
If you put a Christmas tree
In the public airport,
I will go to court and sue your ass!
Happy holiday!
Mayor Adam West:
Wouldn’t I love a Tinkertoy?
Herbert:
And a little drummer boy.
He can either tap his drum or my rear.
Mayor Adam West, Herbert and Mort:
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year.
Tom Tucker:
I want a golden mustache comb.
Angela:
And some spermicidal foam.
Tom Tucker and Angela:
That’s all I really want for Christmas this year.
Carter:
I want a brand new pitching wedge.
Consuela:
I would like more Lemon Pledge.
Carter and Consuela:
That’s all I really want for Christmas this year.
Bruce:
I just want a wedding ring
From someone named Jeffrey.
Jillian:
I just want some colored Easter eggs.
Carl:
I want a Blu-ray of The Wiz.
Tomak:
We don’t know what “Christmas” is.
Bellgarde:
We have something else called “Kishgev Fufleer”.
Choir:
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year!
Awfully Different
3ª Temporada - Episódio 20 - European Road Show
Stewie & Brian: You and I are so awfully different,
too awfully different,
to ever be pals
Stewie: Do you want to go first?
Brian: Yeah I’ll go. Your favorite hero is the Marquis de Sade
Stewie: You’re one to talk, you get a stiffie from Phylicia Rashad
Brian: Oh one time
Stewie: I’ve a style flair, just look at my hip hair
Brian: Yeah that’s quite a nice doo there
Stewie: Oh thanks
Brian: For me to poop on!
Stewie: What?
Brian: Oh come on, you look like Charlie Brown
Stewie: Bite me Snoopy
Stewie and Brian: There’s not a whole lot, that we’ve got to agree on
Brian: ‘Cause I love the strains of a classical score
Stewie: And I like that singer who looks like a whore
Brian: Ricky Martin?
Stewie: Love ‘em
Stewie & Brian: We’re too different to ever be pals!
You and I are (Do Do Do)
so awfully different (Do Do Do),
too awfully different (Do Do Do),
to ever be pals (Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do)
Brian: Your head’s as massive as a meteorite
Stewie: Oh, very funny
you have a weenie like a Christmas tree light
Brian: I’d bet money you’ll marry a honey, who’s pretty and funny, and her name’ll be Ted
Stewie: Oh, a gay joke
Brian: I just work with what you give me
Stewie and Brian: You might think we’re in sync, but we stink as a duo
Brian: Cause you get a kick out of carnage and guts
And you get a kick out of stroking your..
Brian: Woah, woah, woah, you can’t say that on TV
Stewie: What, ego?
Brian: Never mind.
Stewie & Brian: We’re too different to ever be pals
Buy Me a Rainbow
4ª Temporada - Episódio 04 - Don’t Make Me Over
Cloudy skies and rain clouds have come to stay
Windy nights and sad sights won’t go away
Sha-la-la-la-la-ah
But I want to be without a care
Unicorns and butterflies everywhere
Gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna buy me a rainbow
Gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna wrap it up in a great big bow
The time is right, it’s day not night
Just open up your heart
It’ll be all right
Gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna buy me a rainbow
Buy me a rainbow!
Rainbow!
Can’t Touch Me
2ª Temporada - Episódio 18 - E.Peterbus Unum
Peter: Can’t touch me
Can’t touch me
Ja ja ja ja
Just like the bad guy
From “Lethal Weapon 2?
I’ve got diplomatic immunity
So Hammer you can’t sue
I can write graffiti
Even j-walk in the street
I can riot, loop, not give a hoot
And touch your sister’s teat
Can’t touch me
Can’t touch me
Adam West: What in God’s name is he doing?
Peter: Can’t touch me
Cleveland: I believe that’s the worm.
Peter: Stop!
Peter time
I’m a big shot, there’s no doubt-
Light a fire, then pee it out
Don’t like it? Kiss my rump
Just for a minute, let’s all do the bump
Can’t touch me
Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump
Can’t touch me
I’m Presidential Peter
Interns think I’m hot
Don’t care if you’re handicapped I’ll still park in your spot
I’ve been around the world
From Harford to Back Bay
It’s Peter
Go Peter
It’s Peter
Go Peter
Let’s see Regis rap this way
Can’t touch me
Cowboy Gay Sex
5ª Temporada - Episódio 17 - It Takes A Village Idiot, And I Married One
Well there once were two cowboys all alone out on the trail
And they discovered they could sleep with another male
Now they’re having gay sex
Cowboy gay sex
Sod-o-my
Come on everybody!
Sod-o-my
Sod-o-my
Sodomy
Ding Fries are Done
4ª Temporada - Episódio 23 - Deep Throats
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
I’ve got to run
I’ve got to run
I’ve got to run
I’ve got to run
I work at Burger King,
Making Flame Broiled Whoppers
Wearing Paper Hats
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
I’ve got to run
I’ve got to run
I’ve got to run
I’ve got to run
Don’t touch the fries
it hot, fat hurts really bad
and so do skin grafts
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Wait for the bell
Can’t hear the bell
where is the bell
wait for the bell
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
Do Her
4ª Temporada - Episódio 23 - Deep Throats
In God’s eyes,
everybody’s hot,
This world has beauty all through her,
Picture the fattest chick you know,
God would totally do her,
He’d do her all the way,
even call her the next day,
to see how work was going
Down Syndrome Girl
8ª Temporada - Episódio 12 - Extra Large Medium
You’ve got to look your best tonight
You tubby little parasite
‘Cause there’s a lovely lady and she’s waiting for you
And though her pretty face may seem
A special person’s wettest dream
Before you get to see it there are things you must do
We’ll try a tie and boutonniere of yellow
Or a rose that shows that you’re a classy fellow
With the posh panache of Jefferson at Monticello
Busting out a mile of style
I know you just can’t wait to stare
At all that luscious orange hair
But boy, before you touch a single curl
You must impress that ultra bloomin’ all-consumin’
Poorly groomin’ Down Syndrome girl
On any normal day you reek
As if you’re on a farting streak
Your finger’s up your nose and you are dripping with drool
But if you want a lady’s love
You’re better off by smelling of
A gentleman’s cologne instead of sneakers and stool
A squirt, a spurt
Of something just for Ellen
And you’ll see, that she, will find you so compellin’
And she does, because
The only smell that she’ll be smellin’
Won’t be coming from your bum
You wanna take that little whore
And spin her on the dancing floor
But boy, before you do a single twirl
You must impress that effervescing
Self-possessing, no BS-ing
Down Syndrome girl
Her eyes are emerald portals
To a secret land of love
And her smile is like the sweetest summer flower
Her kiss is so inviting…
And her hugs are so delighting
And what makes them really nice
Is that they’ve got a little spice
Because they’re tighter than a vice
And they go on for an hour
My boy, between the two of us
We’ll get you on that shorty bus
And then we’ll take it for a whirl
Now go impress that super-thrilling
Wish-fulfilling, Yoohoo spilling
Ultra-swinging, boner-bringing
Gaily singing, dingalinging
Stupefying, fortifying
As of Monday, shoelace tying
Stimulating, titillating
Kitty-cat impersonating
Mega-rocking, pillow-talking
Just a little crooked walking
Coyly pouting, booby-sprouting
For some reason always shouting
Fascinating, captivating
Happiness and joy creating
Down Syndrome Girl!
Everything I Do (I do it for you)
7ª Temporada - Episódio 07 - Ocean’s Three and A Half
Look into your heart – you will find
There’s nothin’ there to hide
Take me as I am – take my life
I would give it all – I would sacrifice
Don’t tell me it’s not worth fightin’ for
I can’t help it – there’s nothin’ I want more
You know it’s true
Everything I do – I do it for you
Oh yeah
There’s no love like your love
And no other could give more love
There’s nowhere unless you’re there
All the time all the way
Look into your heart babe
Oh – you can’t tell me it’s not worth tryin’ for
I can’t help it – there’s nothin’ I want more
I would fight for you – I’d lie for you
Walk the wire for you – ya I’d die for you
You know it’s true
Everything I do – I do it for you
Evil Monkey
5ª Temporada - Episódio 04 - Saving Private Brian
Evil monkey holds the key
Evil monkey’s gonna get me
I’m hiding underneath my sheets for fear he’ll point and show his teeth.
Evil, evil monkey!
Evil, evil monkey!
Evil, evil monkey, OWW!!
Friendship
8ª Temporada - Episódio 05 - Hannah Banana
Stewie: You and I didn’t quite get along when we first met
When you put us together we just didn’t blend
Miley: But the more that I know you the more its a good bet
That we’ve got what it takes to be very best friends
Stewie & Miley: Friendship is the Best Thing Ever
Miley: Except for Best Friendship which is a little better
Stewie: You mean a lot better?
Miley: I mean a lot better.
Stewie: Now we’re friends, yes its true
But no one else can friend me like you
Stewie & Miley: Friendship is the Best Thing Ever
Miley: Except for Best Friendship which is a little better
Stewie: You mean a lot better?
Miley: I mean a lot better
Stewie & Miley: With you
Heart and Soul
9ª Temporada - Episódio 17 - The Big Bang Theory
Brian: Bum ba da da bum ba da da
Stewie: Heart and soul, I fell in love with you,
Brian: Bum ba da da bum ba da da
Stewie: Heart and soul, the way a fool would do,
Brian: Bum ba da da bum ba da da
Stewie: Madly…Because you held me tight,
Brian: Bum ba da da bum ba da da
Stewie: And stole a kiss in the night
Brian: Bum ba da da bum ba da da
I am Peter Griffin
5ª Temporada - Episódio 04 - Saving Private Brian
I am Peter Griffin
I like fancy food
I like reading comic books
and dressing like a dude
Yeah, rock’n'roll!
I Like Farts
7ª Temporada - Episódio 05 - The Man With Two Brians
New Brian:I don’t like fancy learning books
I don’t like apple tarts
I don’t like cosy breakfast nooks
I don’t like modern arts…
Well I like farts
Yes I like farts
I like long farts short farts wet farts your farts
I like farts
If you’ve got heart
Peter: Oh I’ve got heart
New Brian:Let’s hear those farts
Peter: How do I start
New Brian:Well Peter I will help you get your farting started
Mr. Booze
9ª Temporada - Episódio 11 - Friends of Peter G
Peter:
Mr Booze
Platéia:
Mr Booze
Peter:
Mr Booze
Mr B Double O Z E
Brian & Bruce:
That sure spells booze
Peter:
You will wind up wearing tattered shoes, if you mess with Mr. Booze
Brian & Bruce:
Don’t mess with Mr. Booze
Platéia:
Don’t mess with Mr. Booze
Peter:
Don’t mess with Mr. B-Double O-Z-E
If you been so stiff they thought you died
You’ll feel better once you’ve testified
Platéia:
Testify
Bruce:
Oh yeah!
Platéia:
Testify
Bruce:
I wanna testify, I wanna testify!
Peter:
Well then cleanse yourself my son, cleanse yourself!
Bruce:
One time I took a library book out and I fells asleep reading it and I left it under the bed.
I forgot about it for three and a half years.
I was gonna take it back on Amnesty Day,
but on Amnesty Day I had a sip of Rosé wine and I never made it out of the house
Peter:
Who’s to blame?
Platéia:
Who’s to blame?
Peter:
What’s his name?
Platéia:
We know his name, his name is
Mr. Booze
Mr. Booze
Mr. B-Double O-Z-E don’t ever choose
Any game you play with him, you’ll lose
so don’t mess with Mr. Booze!
Peter:
If your head feels like it’s two miles wide
Platéia:
Two miles wide!
Peter:
You’ll feel better once you’ve testified
Platéia:
Testified
Brian:
Oh Yeah
Platéia:
Testify
Carl:
I wanna testify, I wanna testify!
Peter:
Well come forward dear brother and testify!
Carl:
I used to be a soda pop guy.
Then I switched to the bottle.
Now I don’t leave my couch and I’ve seen every movie ever.
You name a movie, I’ve seen it
Platéia:
Meet Dave
Carl:
Seen it
Platéia:
The Eiger Sanction
Carl:
Seen it
Platéia:
Donovan’s Reef
Carl:
Seen it
Platéia:
License to Drive!
Carl:
Definitely seen it
Peter, Bruce & Brian:
That’s a shame
Platéia:
What a shame
Peter, Bruce & Brian:
Who’s to blame
Platéia:
For Corey Haim?
Peter:
His name is…
Platéia:
What’s his name?
His name is
Mr. Booze
Mr. Booze
Mr. B-Double O-Z-E you must refuse
You’ll make the obituary news
If you mess with Mr. Booze
If you’ve been so stiff they’d thought you died
You’ll feel better once you’ve testified
Testify
Testify
Tom Tucker:
This man wants to testify
Peter:
Very well my brother
Let us lead him on the path of righteousness
Tom:
This poor gentleman used to speak in long, eloquent sentences.
But after years of drinking he can only speak in short, choppy utterances.
Why, at one time, if you asked him who his favorite musicians were
he’d say Leonard Bernstein, Johan Sebastian Bach and Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
But thanks to that old devil hooch, it’s all changed
Who’s your favorite musician, Ollie?
Ollie:
Cher!
Tom:
He doesn’t even like Cher!
Brian:
Now alcohol makes a big man small
And can lead to a life of crime
Platéia:
Yeah!
Bruce:
Demon rum makes a gent a bum
And cash in before your time
Platéia:
Yeah!
Dr. Hartman:
Bootleg gin puts you in a spin
Till you don’t even know your name
Platéia:
Yeah!
Peter:
You’re a basket case flat on your face
And there’s only one guy to blame
Platéia:
Mr. B-Double O-Z-E
Mr. Booze
Mr. Booze
Mr. B-Double O-Z-E Don’t ever choose
Peter:
You will wind up wearing tattered shoes
If you mess with Mr. Booze
Platéia:
Don’t mess with Mr. Booze
Peter:
Oh Mr. Booze
Platéia:
Don’t mess with Mr. Booze
Peter:
Oh Mr. Booze
Platéia:
Don’t mess with Mr. Booze
Brian:
Don’t mess with B-Double O-Z-E
‘Cause that spells booze
And you gotta lose with Mr. Booze
Platéia:
Oh, Yeah!
Brian:
Don’t mess around with Mr. Booze
Platéia:
Don’t mess with Mr. Booze
Bruce:
That’s what he said now
Platéia:
Don’t mess with Mr. Booze
Peter:
Oh Mr. Booze
Platéia:
Don’t mess with Mr. Booze
Don’t mess with Mr. …
Don’t mess with Mr. …
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Don’t mess with ah-ah
Oh Mr. Booze
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Yeah!
Noble Indian Chief
4ª Temporada - Episódio 23 - Deep Throats
Peter & Lois: Noble Indian Chief,
Bring us back your ways,
You Indians were so awesome,
in oh so many ways,
They all loved each other,
regardless of their tribe,
One Comanche needs a cup of sugar,
and the Blackfoot would oblige,
(oblige)
Peter: The only cause of death,
was drifting off to sleep,
and they left this piece of wisdom,
that we hope you all will keep,
And they said,
Peter & Lois: Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah, Wah Wah Wah Wah, Wah Wah Wah Wah wah waah
Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah, Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Waaah
Lois: They’re gone now.
Peter: How could this have happened?
Lois & Peter: How?
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
4ª Temporada - Episódio 16 - The Courtship Of Stewie’s Father
It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Hey Yeah! Hey Yeah!
There you go! There you go!
Peanut Butter Jelly!
Peanut Butter Jelly!
Do the Peanut Butter Jelly
Beat the Butter Jelly
Beat the Butter jelly with a baseball bat!
Rocketman
3ª Temporada - Episódio 05 - And The Wiener Is…
She packed my bags, last night,
pre-flight, zero hour, 9am.
And I’m gonna be high
As a kite by then.
And I think it’s gonna a be a long long time
till touch down brings me round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home,
Oh no, no, no, I’m a rocket man.
Rocket man burning out his fuse out here alone.
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
till touch down brings me round again to find,
I’m not the man they think I am at home,
Oh no no no I’m a rock-et-man.
Rocket man burning out his fuse out here
alone.
Rocklobster
4ª Temporada - Episódio 05 - The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire
We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
But it wasn’t a rock
It was a rock lobster!
Rock lobster!
ROCK LOBSTER!
Shipoopi
4ª Temporada - Episódio 20 - Patriot Games
Now a woman who’ll kiss on a very first date,
Is usually a hussy,
And a woman who’ll kiss on the second time out,
Is anything but fussy,
But a woman who’ll wait ’till the third time around,
Head in the clouds, feet on the ground,
She’s the girl he’s glad he’s found,
She’s his Shipoopi.
Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi,
The girl who’s hard to get.
Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi,
But you can win her yet.
Walk her once just to raise the curtain,
Walk around twice and you make for certain.
Once more in the flower garden,
She will never get sore if you beg her pardon.
Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, si, do,
Si, la, so, fa, mi, re, do.
Squeeze her once when she isn’t lookin’.
Get a squeeze back that’s fancy cookin’.
Once more for a pepper-upper,
She will never get sore on her way to supper,
Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, si, do, si, do,
Now little ol’ sal was a No-gal,
As anyone could see,
Look at her now, She’s a Go-Gal,
Who only goes for me,
Squeeze her once when she isn’t lookin’
Get a squeeze back that’s fancy cookin’
Once more for a pepper-upper,
She will never get sore on her way to supper,
Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, si, do, si, do,
Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi,
The girl who’s hard to get,
Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi,
But you can win her yet.
Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi,
The girl who’s hard to get.
Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi,
But you can win her yet.
Shipoopi!
Shipoopi!
You can win her yet!
Shipoopi!
Alright. I made a touchdown.
SurfinBird
7ª Temporada - Episódio 02 - I Dream of Jesus
The Trashmen: A-well-a everybody’s heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
Peter: Oh my god, this is “Surfin’ Bird” by The Trashmen; this is my favourite song of all time!
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a bird bird bird well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a bird bird bird well the bird is the word
Chris; don’t you know about the bird?
Meg; everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird bird bird, the bird is the word
Hey! Guy behind the counter; the bird is the word
Hey! Frightened little child; the bird is the word
Lady on the toilet; the bird is the word
Hey! Don’t you know about the bird?
Mulher: Sure! Everybody knows that the bird is the word!
Peter: A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a bird!
Stewie: Again! Again! I love repitition!
The Freakin FCC
4ª Temporada - Episódio 14 - PTV
Peter: They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this
Brian: They will make you take a tinkle when you wanna take a piss
Stewie: And they’ll make you call fellatio a trouser friendly kiss
Todos: Here’s the plain situation! There’s no negotiation with the fellows at the freakin’ FCC!
Brian: They’re as stuffy as the stuffiest of special interest groups
Peter: Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Stewie: Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops!
Todos: Take a tip, take a lesson! you’ll never win by messin’ With the fellas at the freakin’ FCC
Peter: And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing
You’re gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling…cause you can’t say penis!
So they sent this little warning they’re prepared to do their worst
Brian: And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be co-erced
Stewie: I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first!
Todos: They may just be neurotic, or possibly psychotic
They’re the fellas at the freakin FCC!
The Road to Rhode Island
2ª Temporada - Episódio 13 - Road to Rhode Island
Brian & Stewie: We’re off on the road to Rhode Island
We’re having the time of our lives
Stewie: Take it, dog
Brian: We’re quite a pair of partners; just like Thelma and Louise
‘Cept you’re not 6 feel tall
Stewie: Yes, and your breasts don’t reach your knees
Brian: Give it time
Brian & Stewie: We’re off on the road to Rhode Island
We’re certainly going in style
Brian: I’m with an intellectual who craps inside his pants
Stewie: How dare you! At least I don’t leave urine stains on all the household plants
Brian: Oh, pee jokes
Brian & Stewie: We’ve travelled and bit and we’ve found
Like a massacist in newport, we’re Rhode Island bound.
Brian: Crazy travel conditions, huh?
Stewie: First class or no class!
Brian: Oh, careful with that joke, it’s an antique.
Brian & Stewie: We’re off on the road to Rhode Island
We’re not gonna stop ’till we’re there
Brian: Maybe for a beer
Whatever dangers we may face, we’ll never fear or cry
Stewie: That’s right
Until we’re syndicated, Fox will never let us die…please!
Brian & Stewie: We’re off on the road to Rhode Island
The home of that old campus swing
Brian: We may pick up some college girls and picnic on the grass
Stewie: Mmm Hmm; we’d tell you more but we would have the censors on our ass
Brian: Yikes!
Brian & Stewie: We certainly do get around
Like a bunch of renegade pilgrims who were thrown out of Pillith Colony
We’re Rhode Island Bound
Or like a group of college freshman who were rejected by Harvard and forced to go to Brown
We’re Rhode Island Bound!
The Rose
7ª Temporada - Episódio 04 - Baby Not on Board
Some say love, it is a river, that drowns the tender reed
Some say love, it is a razor, that leaves your soul to bleed
When the night has been too lonely and the road has been too long
And you think that love is only for the lucky and the strong
Just remember that in the winter, far beneath the bitter snow
Lies the seed, that with the sun’s love in the spring becomes the rose.
Time Of My Life
6ª Temporada - Episódio 01 - Blue Harvest
Herbert: Now I’ve had the time of my life
and I owe it all to you
I’ve been waiting for so long
Now I’ve finally found someone
To stand by me
So we take each other’s hand
‘Cause we seem to understand the urgency
just remember
You’re the one thing
I can’t get enough of
So I’ll tell you something
This could be love
Because I’ve had the time of my life
No I never felt this way before
Yes I swear it’s the truth
And I owe it all to you
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
4ª Temporada - Episódio 13 - Jungle Love
Nativos: I wanna Jitterbug
Jitterbug
Chris: You put the boom-boom into my heart
You send my soul sky high when your lovin’ starts
Nativos: Jitterbug
Chris: Into my brain
Goes a bang-bang-bang ’til my feet do the same
Wake me up before you go-go
Don’t leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
and take me dancing tonight
When We Swing
4ª Temporada - Episódio 19 - Brian Sings & Swings
Frank Sinatra Jr: How I love a girl who’s flawless
Stewie: Even better when she’s bra-less
Frank Sinatra Jr & Stewie: But the thing that tops it all is when we swing
Frank Sinatra Jr: How I love a glass of jack
Stewie: Or anything with Robert Stack
Frank Sinatra Jr: But the girls we romance can’t stay out of our pants when we swing
Brian: Yesterday had got me feeling kind of blue
Stewie: So you left, and we replaced you with a Jew
Mort Goldman: Lady!
Stewie: You’re fired!
Mort Goldman: Oy!
Frank Sinatra Jr: We love it when the ladies squeeze us
Stewie: That’s an easy way to please us
Brian, Stewie & Frank: But we feel like freakin’ Jesus when we swing
Brian: I love the work of Allen Funt
Stewie: Or a nicely shaven leg
Brian, Stewie & Frank: But nothing compares to the feeling that we get
No, nothing compares to the feel we get when we swing!
You Do!
3ª Temporada - Episódio 18 - From Method To Madness
Stewie: A five, six, seven eight! Who’s got the greatest gal around?
Olivia: You do! Who’s got the sweetest man in town?
Stewie: You do!
Olivia: Who’s got a guy who makes her smile all day?
Stewie: By the way, I’m not so bad to look at either
Olivia: Who’s got a guy with lots of brains?
Stewie: You do! Who’s got a girl who loves chow mein?
Olivia: You do!
Stewie: Who’s got the greatest love in the world?
Olivia: You do!
Stewie: And you do!
Stewie & Olivia: Thank goodness I’ve got you
Olivia: Who’s got a guy to tell her jokes?
Stewie: You do! Who’s got a girl to show her folks?
Olivia: You do!
Stewie: Who’s got a girl he’d like to one day undress?
Olivia: Give it a rest, I told you you not until we’re married
Stewie: Who’s got a gal with all the snazz?
Olivia: Who’s got the fella with pizzazz?
Stewie: You do! Who’s got the greatest love in the world?
Olivia: You do!
Stewie: And you do!
Stewie & Olivia: Thank goodness I’ve got you!
You Have AIDS
4ª Temporada - Episódio 05 - The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire
You have AIDS.
Yes, you have AIDS.
I hate to tell you, boy, you have AIDS.
You got the AIDS.
You may have caught it when you stuck that filthy needle in here.
Or maybe all that unprotected sex which we hear.
It isn’t clear, but what we’re certain of is that you have AIDS.
Yes, you have AIDS.
Not HIV, but full-blown AIDS.
Be sure that you see, that this is not HIV, but full blown AIDS.
Not HIV, but really full-blown AIDS.
I’m sorry, I wish it was something less serious…
But it’s AIDS!
You’ve got the AIDS.
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